Today 2nd day of sch..first lesson is chinese, today XU teaches us a new method of how to greet him. and it goes like this.
xu: "3I 的同学们你们好不好?
us:好!很好!非常好!YES!
Damn joke sia, and somemore today we learnt about each other's holidays, and this is wad I said...
me: 假期中我在家里吃饭,饭粒非常好吃,鸡翅旁也非常好吃,我就想在美食天堂似的。还有炒米粉,也有许多蔬菜水果。
Then XU say something about everyday only eat or something haha, and this is wad yulong said...
yl: -some crap infront- 我还有在假期中见了隔壁班shanisca的家长,而且给了她的家长一个很好的印象,请这班的某一个人不要嫉妒!
lol then after that was recess, then maths, nothing much actually just more on trigonometry and stuff, chemistry was okay, but i think i asked mrs teng some dumb question. coz she write on the board the CA2 marking scheme, which is file check, test, then got smth i cannot see, coz chuanhui block. so I saw DMI, so i was like asking mrs teng wad the heck is DM ONE, then aft that i realised it's IDMI, wad the heck sia. zz.
Financial literacy we went to the maths room for lesson, then halfway timo and weijie went for AYG...actually today financial literacy was maths, lol. then mrs phua was talking about something about shares, when she said that she also play shares, so she started listing out her shares, then here goes..'
Mrs Phua: I have Citibank, I also have Intel, I also have SAC services.
-class laughs and starts thinking...-
LOL she pronounced it abit wrongly then everybody started laughing. then aft that was geog, this is the most OWNAGE part of the day, when lee tells everybody that nursery rhymes are sick and dirty..
Lee: Do you seriously believe that jack and jill went up the hill only to draw water? yeah right...and they come down tumbling the hill? yeah right...
Us: Then REd riding hood?
Lee: Oh so a girl goes into the forest, and meets a wolf (色狼), so this moral of the story is to tell us that girls should not walk alone in the forest in the dark!
Me: Then snow white leh!
Lee: Oh right...1 woman and 7 guys! yeah right, supposed you needed a genius to guess what was happening.
Me: Jack and the beanstalk?
Lee: Oh great...this small little guy climbs up a beanstalk, and SEDUCES the harp, isn't it all about extra-marital affairs?
he seriously damn ownz, everything also can link to sick stuff, that's why next time he teach kids will be GG-fied. after lesson went to eat lunch then go home le, actually wanted to play ball but i never bring shirt -.-
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